Patrick's Homepage

people have visited my web home.
Last updated March 21, 1998

This is a neat little icon that everyone has. You wonder why we all have it....I mean, it's totally pointless, everyone's pages are under construction, that's what personal web pages are all about...anyway, I guess I'll shut up about that....

Hola! Me llamo Patrick, y I can't say much else in Spanish. Two years of it in high school, and if I went to Mexico, maybe I could order a beer. Wouldn't know though, never been to Mexico. Don't speak the language you see...um, did I have a point to this little story?? Probably not. Welcome to my humble webpage. I know I'm not the best html programmer in the world, but I hope you enjoy your stay. If you're one of us, you'll like it...but then, who are we??? Oh, I guess I should be talking about me, since this is my little corner of cyberspace and all. My full name is Patrick M. Glass (aka Froboy on IRC (efnet), blueone (undernet), and Froboy0001 or Zapplepie (AOL)) and I just felt like babbling about something as a greeting to all you weary web wanderers who happen to get stopped here (step out of the car, and put your hands above your head!).

DISCLAIMER

Since this is America, land of the free and home of the scared to find something you didn't want to...if you are offended by certain words that have 4 or more letters that would've ended up on George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television", well, you might not wanna read my poems. But I have a feeling (like Mr. Carlin) that there are no bad words. Don't say I didn't warn you, cause you just might find a word or two like that lurking somewhere on my page. Whew. That's over with now. Thank God.

Where will this take me???

wow an image map...aren't we impressed!!!

or for those of us with out nifty graphics....
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Thanks for the Links...

It's about damn time someone took a look at the First Amendment.

Three judge panel in Philadelphia votes 3-0 that the CDA is not Constitutional.
Follow the link to read the decision.

First we had attempted government censorship of our web pages, and now we get attempted corporate censorship of our Oasis pages!!! Jesus Christ! What's this world coming to??? It's almost getting to the point that we'll all be given bar codes and be watched at every moment of our lives...okay, I'm not that paranoid, but this is getting a little rediculous.

Thank you and good day. If you feel the need to send me some mail!!! I usually enjoy reading comments from you guys. Good thing I don't get flamed all that much. :) Oh if you were thinking of flaming me, I'll just delete it anyway, unless you really have something to say...this mostly applies to my Oasis Chord Archive.

If you're a fan of my page....well that means I don't really know who you are!! But if you are, you'll notice I haven't updated things in nearly a year....sorry about that...more updates coming soon!!!

Everybody else has this thing down here, so why can't I????

Patrick Glass

patrick@spy.net